The Mike Says...
Monday the 7th of December 2009
Alright, pay attention. For the next 18 days, I will be spitting out one comic a day. If my calculations are correct, this story arch will be over on Christmas Day. This is because it's my X-Mas gift to YOU!
Why you, in particular? Well, you're one of the twelve people who read my comic on a regular basis. I mean, My God! Have you seen the ratings lately? They're pitiful!