So WHY in Gods name, can I not find a Beer that doesn't taste like diarrhea? In America, it seems, there's more water in the shit than shit and I've tried foreign Import shit (which is better, I guess), but I can't help but notice that all this shit still tastes like SHIT!
Hey, you drink beer, right? Why? What am I missing? What's so great about it?
Now, to be fair, I'm not talking Cider here; I love cider. I don't mean wine or Rum, both of which rock my world. I don't mean whiskey or absenth, Martinis, Vodka, or delicious delicious Saki. I mean Beer. The eldest drink. It sucks. I mean it. Make it stop sucking.
Peace Ouch, yo.