The Mike Says...
Friday the 4th of May 2007
Selling flowers is a lot easier than I thought, as my new job continues and I wonder how I’m going to fuck it up. I could always curse like a sailor, but that would only defeat one or two people before I was fired. ‘Coarse, I actually am pleased with my new position of selling elegant selections of rose bouquets for 50’s of dollars while reaping in ten bucks an hour. Pretty good living if you ask me.
Peace lilies and alstroemerias, yo.