The Mike Says...
Friday the 13th of January 2006
I keep telling people, thereís no such thing as France. No one believes me! I mean, Iíve never seen france. Neither have you. Bah, those pictures could be from anywhere. Plus, those textbooks could easily be forged. Your mother, who says sheís been to France, canít be trusted. This is the same woman who told you Bambieís mother was still alive and said the Tooth faire would leave you money for teeth. What do you think a fairies gonna do with your tooth? No no, trust me. France doesnít exist, and neither do you.
Fortunatly, Japan DOES exist, and it gives us cool stuff, like this link.
Peace Ouch, yo. Assuming youíre really reading this.