The Mike Says...
Wednesday the 9th of November 2005
Ever look at something you always wanted, then started questioning weather or not you should get it? I don’t mean the silly little tea-pot cozy you’ve been looking at for the passed year on your way pass the Knitory-shop. (What the heck is a Knitory, anyway?) No no. I mean one of those things you’ve been dreaming about at night, when you’ve got nothing better to do bust stare at the rabbit shaped cracks in your leaky ceiling.

Like that stupid song goes. Would you nab it, or let is slip?

All you got left to lose is the want for whatever it is. We’ll call it Farmer Brown from the Matrix..

What if your want for Farmer Brown from the Matrix seems to permeate your night time thoughts, and your working days? So, you think, man, what I wouldn’t do for some Farmer Brown from the Matrix. Then, one day, under your nose, someone sneaks up and says, “I got your Farmer Brown from the Matrix. Hells. Farmer Brown from the Matrix is pretty easy to come by, if you’re shopping the right stores. So now Farmer Brown from the Matrix is right there in front of you and you think.

Damn. Do I really want Farmer Brown from the Matrix? I mean, Farmer Brown from the Matrix seemed so far away, but here it is. Farmer Brown from the Matrix right in front of my furry muzzle.

Crap! What the hell am I talking about? Of course I want Farmer Brown from the Matrix. It’s the Farmer Brown from the Matrix that I’ve been looking for. Sure Farmer Brown from the Matrix may not be all that I thought it was, but at least I can say, “Screw you. I at least TRIED Farmer Brown from the Matrix.”

So, in answer to my own question, I wine too much.

Here’s your late comic.

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